Garrett SaundrySo we have seen earlier this week the top ten reasons not to get a .tel domain. Without further adieu, I bring you the top ten reasons to get one.
10) It’s raining out today
Look outside, it’s gross and wet and there’s nobody on the streets. What do we do on days such as today? We go shopping! Considering there’s nothing better to buy than a .tel domain, and there’s nothing better to do on a rainy day than shop, contact us now for yours!
9) You’re addicted to your Blackberry
If you can’t put down your digital PDA, and are constantly flashing it to everybody around you just to show them you’ve got one, you won’t need to be embarrassed when people sneak a peek at what you’re doing and catch you playing bejeweled instead of actually doing something useful. You can pull up your .tel page, and flash random people on the bus with it, so that they get the impression you’re way more important than you actually are.
8) You’re stuck on a desert island
We’ve all played that game of what would you bring with you if you’re stuck on a deserted desert island. A .tel name of course. Duh…
7) You are a Mime
I mean come on! You spend all day trapped in an imaginary box. How do people contact you to book you for their birthday parties, stags and bar mitzvahs? Why your .tel of course! You can write your .tel name on the sidewalk in chalk, and place your hat for people to throw change into right beside it. There’s no way they’ll be able to miss it, and you won’t be breaking the mime’s code of silence either.
6) You can’t stop Googling yourself
.tel is expected to come in with a high search engine ranking. If you hide in your basement endlessly Googling yourself on a Friday night, then a .tel domain is for you! It’s just one more place that your name will live on with renown in cyberspace. Make your fellow Dungeons and Dragons players green with envy that your page rank is cooler than their 12th level Paladin.
5) You wear Birkenstocks and smell like Patchouli
It’s the information age, get with the times Hippy! You’ve got to start at some point, and now is about right. Besides, if you wait too long, all the good names like Butterfly, Paisley and Rainbow will be taken by evil, clean smelling corporate executives.
4) Your name is Bob Smith,
Is there a better way to distinguish yourself from all the other Bob Smiths in the world? Yes! It’s a .tel name. You’ll soon be transformed from just plain old Bob Smith to THE Bob Smith. Fame and notoriety are just a few mouse clicks away.
3) You’re afraid the aliens will pass you by
Let’s face it, broadcasting your thoughts to the entire galaxy can be somewhat arduous. If you’ve spent night after tireless night waiting for the alien invasion, you can let them know where they can find a willing test subject by painting abductme.tel in the deep desert near Roswell. That way, when the aliens do land, they’ll be able to find you sleeping soundly at home, resting and saving strength for all of the probings that are certain to come.
2) 8 out of 10 Dentists recommend it
Why dentists? Who cares! The important fact is that they’re telling you to peel your lazy butt off the couch and to go buy one now! In today’s television age, there is nothing more trusted than a group of random dentists, they will never steer you wrong.
1) You own a cat
Enough said
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